Remember when we finally met in Bejing? I had popped over there for a few days because I was bored at home and you were there on holiday? We were both at this little cafe, beautiful food and it was hot, very hot. I recognised that you were someone from Australia and I needed normal company. I was drawn to your table as you were alone. We talked for hours and drunk much, what a fun time we had laughing and chatting about almost anything ..:)

Hi Curvey,

I don't know if you remember me? We were extras in "Muriels Wedding" and spent a very tedious 3 hours waiting together with nothing to do because of the number of extras that needed makeup done. I remember you were wearing pink satin flares, and for some bizarre reason, I was put into a hideous orange boob tube. It would be great to catch up sometime, and swap stories!

REmember that time we were on the tram and there was that cute boy and he was making eye contact with us .. well I thought it was us but it was you and then he went to get off the tram and he came up to you and gave you that flower and then get smiled and got off the tram - what happened to that guy?

Do you remember when we were in school together, and that Home Ec. teacher use to make us cook the most horriblest food out. We had to take it home to our parents for dinner and comments. Remember how one day we added extra ingredients and spices without the teacher knowing? We laughed and laughed our way through the whole lesson. In the end it all looked the same as what the other students made, but this was the only time either of our parents actually liked what be bought home - LOL!

Remember that time when you came to England for a surprise visit? What fun we had - have just about recovered from the alcoholic poisoning now! It was great to see you though.

I'll never forget the first time we met. You were WASTED at that irish pub where that bum threw his orange at us for kicking his bag of cans. Anyways, I put eyedrops in the bartenders water and when he ran to the bathroom, you stole his tips and ran out but not before flashing the entire room. Man, you are CRAZY! That's probably why we stopped hanging out and I joined the convent. Bless you my child.

Remember that time I was eating hot chips on the beach and you kept flying up and squwaking for one so I threw one to you and you jumped into the air and caught it in your beak? DO YOU?! I hope so, because I remember it with fondness.